Cool Jokes

1. What do cats put in soft drinks?  

2. What did Mr. and Mrs.chicken call their baby?

3.What do you call a penguin in the desert?

4.Why did the cow jump over the moon?






ANSWERS:

1. mice cubes.

2. Egg.

3. Lost.

4. Because the farmer had cold hands.

                                                                               

Can Fern Stay? Chapter 2

"Are you hungry?" Sarah said to the puppy in the morning.  Fern yapped and nudged her bowl. "OK, that says it" Sarah laughed and filled it with 2 ribs.  Fern ripped it and ate it.  "Good morning," Dad said and kneeled down.  Fern jumped up and yipped.."Ooooo, these ribs are tastey."  Sarah laughed.

"It's time for some training!" Sarah said.  So they went outside.  "Okay," Sarah said, "I'll show you."  So she sat like a dog.  Then Sarah said, "Sit!" but Fern just rolled around.  It took half an hour, then Fern sat. 
Then mom called Sarah for lunch.  "Okay, it's time for your lunch too, " Sarah said.

After lunch they did some more. "Sit!" Sarah said with a good mood and Fern sat!  "Good girl!" Sarah yelled and gave her a doggie treat.  "Dinner time!" Dad yelled.  "Okay!" And after dinner they went to bed.

Written May 2011